Since my Truelove Grandad lives half way up a mountain and refuses to come down and escort me to the Awards Ceremony, I have the problem of finding a suitable alternative.
It will have to be a Toyboy!
Now how should I go about this?
He must be tall, slim and strong with a few soft parts!
Now where will I start? No time for Speed-dating.
Yipee! I found him.
He is a Cork Man. Hope you approve!
Grannymar’s Escort
If you really need a Cork boy… I shall be there. Be warned, some parts are a bit too soft. Like my head.
Thank you CH, but with the one in the picture I can use, abuse and cast him aside without hurting his feelings!
With so many people to meet, 3rd March should prove to be a good night.