Daily Archives: April 18, 2007

Travel

Now Grandad has the crazy idea of climbing up Everest. Little does he know how long an expedition like that will take, there are the months of preparation and then all that sitting around waiting for the clouds to clear…

Granny certainly needs the break so the longer it takes the more rest she will get.

Now I have an idea…

She and I might take a trip in the other direction well out of harms way.

We will go to Canada. It is a great big place with plenty of wide open spaces. There are plenty of Mountains and ‘Mounties’ to explore…

We might take that train journey from one coast to the other. When we have had enough of the scenery we might meet up with ‘The Raging Grannies’. They have branches all over the place. In fact we might learn some of their songs and start up our own branch in Ireland when we get back.

A Famous Artist

Van Gogh came from quite a large family, but we never hear anything about his relations. Someone may ask you about the others sometime, so this may help you.

His dizzy aunt—————————-Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes——–Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at Tesco Metro———Stop n Gogh

The cousin from Illinois—————–Chi-ca Gogh

His magician uncle—————–Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin——- ————A Mee Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach————–Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle—————– Can’t Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt————— Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle——————–Fla-min Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst—————- E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin——————Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking————— Way-to Gogh

The little bouncy nephew——————- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco———————-Go Gogh

So there ya Gogh