The following might prove helpful.
Whatever you do, HIDE the last one from George.
DORMITORY ~ DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN ~ PRESBYTERIAN
ASTRONOMER ~ MOON STARER
DESPERATION ~ A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES ~ THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH ~ HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE ~ HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES ~ CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY ~ IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS ~ LIES – LET’S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS ~ ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S
A DECIMAL POINT ~ IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES ~ THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO ~ TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW ~ WOMAN HITLER