The following might prove helpful.

Whatever you do, HIDE the last one from George.

DORMITORY ~ DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN ~ PRESBYTERIAN

ASTRONOMER ~ MOON STARER

DESPERATION ~ A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES ~ THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH ~ HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE ~ HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES ~ CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY ~ IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS ~ LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS ~ ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT ~ IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES ~ THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO ~ TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW ~ WOMAN HITLER