With the Olympic Games coming to the UK in 2012 a new area of competition for Granddads has been announced. Admission will be by Bus Pass.

The following are some of the suggestions for the events:

1. Sag, You’re it.

2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Doc, Doc, Goose.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Hide and go pee.

9. Spin the Bottle of Bisodol.

10. Musical recliners.