Daily Archives: September 19, 2007

Can You help?

Today a gentleman called Ralph was reading through old posts. In one called The Average Person I made reference to The Kennedys of Castleross a daily soap on Radio Eireann, when I was a school girl.

Ralph wondered if anyone can recall the name of the theme tune, also who performed it.

Anyone out there remember the theme tune or the details about it?

Were you Baptised

Three little Boys in Glasgow, were concerned because they couldn’t get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn’t go to Sunday school.

So they went to the nearest Church.

But, only the Verger was there.

One little Boy said, “We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?”

“Sure,” said the Verger.

He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then He said, “You are now Baptized!”

“When they got outside, one of them asked, “What religion do you think we are?”

The oldest one said,

“We’re not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you.” “We’re not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water.” “We’re not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you.”

The littlest one said, “Didn’t you smell that water!”

They all joined in asking, “Yeah! What do you think that means?”

“I think it means we’re Pisscopailians.”