Reading in the Blog world I am reminded it is Breast Awareness Month.
I am late in starting but like many others I shall add a little pinkness to my blog.
Unlike me, it is Eternal Youth!
Did you hear the one about….
Man walks past a pet shop, in the window he sees an advert for a talking centipede €500.00.
He goes in and buys it and takes it home in a little box.
After about half an hour he says to the centipede “fancy a pint”.
“Do you fancy a pint,” he shouts.
He takes the lid off the box and hollers “do you fancy a pint”.
The centipede raised his head and replied “I heard you the first time I’m putting my shoes on.