Daily Archives: October 11, 2007

Blog Action Day on October 15th

Bloggers Unite - Blog Action Day
We are being encouraged to participate in Blog Action Day on 15th October by posting on our blogs something that relates to the environment. The post can be about anything to do with the environment. The idea is to write a post which is off topic for your blog OR relate the environment back to your topic in some way.

Consider the gauntlet down, and come back on Monday to see if I have fulfilled my promise.

Or on the other hand, show me that you can do better!

Short Courses for Men This Winter

Registration Must Be Completed By Friday October 12th 2007

NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

Classes begin Monday, 22nd October 2007

1

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered

Mon

4 Weeks

7:00 pm

2 hours

2

The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.

Sat

2 Weeks

12 Noon

2 hours

3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bath? – Group Practice.

Wed

4 weeks

6.00pm

2 hours

4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Basket and The Floor – Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Sat

3 weeks

2.00pm

5

After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink or dish washer? Examples on Video

Thur

4 weeks

7.00pm

2 hours

6

Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups

Fri

4 weeks

7.00pm

7

Health Watch – Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes

Mon

3 nights

8.00pm

2 hours

8

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real Life Testimonials

Tue

6.00pm

Location to be determined

9

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations

Sat

4.00pm

2 weeks

2 hours

10

Learning to Live – Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing

Tue

7.00pm

location to be determined

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.