One evening Richard, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your bottom!!’
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ‘What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
‘April,’ he called into the bathroom, ‘Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’
She replied with a snigger…
‘It’s not talcum powder……
It’s ‘Miracle Grow’!