Ten-year-old Lucy was staying with her grandmother, who always told her stories about the Bible. Then one day Lucy floored her grandmother by asking, “Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?
Molly aged five and her four-year-old brother Jamie, were sitting together in church. Jamie giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. “You’re not supposed to talk out loud in church.” “Why? Who’s going to stop me?” Jamie asked. Molly pointed to the back of the church and said, “See those two men standing by the door? They’re hushers.”