Daily Archives: November 29, 2007

Thursday Special ~ Anatomy Class

The anatomy professor says, “Now, class, I’ve a few questions for you about the homework.

Miss Murphy! Stand please.” [She stands.]

“What organ expands to ten times its normal size when excited?”

Miss Murphy flushes and fidgets.

Finally the professor tells her to be seated.

“Mister Campbell: stand please and answer the same question.”

“It’s the pupil of the eye, sir.”

“Very good, Mister Campbell.

Miss Murphy, I have three things to say to you.

First, you haven’t done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. Third, your in for a *big* disappointment.”