Daily Archives: December 15, 2007

I have some BAD news for you!

Now Ladies and Gentlemen just stop right now whatever you are doing!

Are you over 30? Nearly forty?

Then the signs are not good!

I was checking my RSS Feeder this morning and while reading through the postings of my regular blogging friends I came across this little Gem:

Facebook founder/media-golden-boy, 24-year-old Mark Zuckerberg, had this advice for aspiring technology entrepreneurs while speaking at a tech conference last spring “I want to stress the importance of being young and technical,’ he stated. ‘If you want to found a successful company, you should only hire young people with technical expertise… Young people are just smarter.”

Ronni Bennett at Time Goes By has a very interesting post on the ‘delights’ of Facebook with comments that stretch almost across the Atlantic. They are all worth reading.

I hope that in 20 years time some young buck still wet behind the ears, stands up at a meeting to remind Mark Zuckerberg of these words!

Maybe I will still be around to smile!

HOW TO COOK THE TURKEY

I am not expecting to cook a Turkey this year. roast_turkey

No doubt before the big day I will have the opportunity to have a turkey lunch and that will do me thank you!

You may intend to cook and serve a super Bird for your family or friends so I thought I might share a favourite recipe with you.

It will take longer than the more usual recipe but I guarantee that you will never taste another bird like it.

  1. Go buy a Turkey.
  2. Take a drink of Whiskey.
  3. Put Turkey in the oven.
  4. Take another two drinks of Whiskey.
  5. Set the degree at 375 ovens.
  6. Take three more Whiskeys of drink.
  7. Turn oven on.
  8. Take four Whisks of drinkey.
  9. Turk the bastey.
  10. Whiskey another bottle of get.
  11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
  12. Glass yourself another pour of Whiskey.
  13. Bake the Whiskey for four hours.
  14. Take the oven out of the turkey.
  15. take the oven out of the turkey.
  16. Floor the turkey up off the pick.
  17. Turk the carvey.
  18. Get yourself another Scottle of botch.
  19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
  20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out.