Thursday Specials ~ Santa Jokes

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Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Answer: Because he had low elf esteem.

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.

Question: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.

Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said “I could not work out what size her nose was!

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

7 thoughts on “Thursday Specials ~ Santa Jokes

  1. Nancy

    Hello Grannymar,

    Here’s one for you.

    An honest politician ,a kind lawyer, and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a 20 Euro bill. Who picked it up?

    Santa! The other two don’t exist…….

  2. Grannymar Post author

    Yes Robert, it is Thursday and that means Elly & George will be here soon.

    I better move the Toyboy out before they arrive. 😉

  3. steph

    Grannymar – if you could only find yourself a Toyboy from the Norn Iron police force…

    you could have a star role in “P.S.n. I love you”


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