Daily Archives: December 30, 2007

Some advice for the Girls

Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in nappies.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.

Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.