Dan discovered he was going to inherit a fortune when his terminally ill father died, so he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

One evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the woman of his dreams. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

“I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll inherit €20 million.”

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

Three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at Estate Planning than men.