That if Men Got Pregnant
- Morning sickness would be the number 1 sickness in the World.
- Maternity leave would be two full years with pay.
- Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
- Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
- All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.
- Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
- There would be a cure for stretch marks.
- Men wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
- Sons would have to be home from dates by 10 P.M. SHARP!