Daily Archives: March 20, 2008

Thursday Special ~ Question Time

I have a question

A Sunday school teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: “They couldn’t get a baby-sitter.”

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Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the Bus lane?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?