A 6 year old was asked where his grandma lived.
”Oh,” he said, ”she lives at the airport and when we want her we just go get her. Then when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.”
Grandad is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things but I don’t get to see him enough to get as smart as him.
It’s funny when Grandad bends over, you hear gas leaks and he blames the dog.”