Daily Archives: September 21, 2008

Out of the mouth of….

I am so pleased my Elly is no longer four years of age!

JACK was watching his Mum breastfeeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: “Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”

OLIVER stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: “How much do I cost?”

CHLOE asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, “If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.”

EMMA had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mum explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: “How does it know it’s me?”

LUCY was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. “Please don’t give me this juice again,” she said, “It makes my teeth cough.”

REBEKAH was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, “Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?”

CHARLIE was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: “Why is he whispering in her mouth?”

Out of the mouth of….

I am so pleased my Elly is no longer four years of age!

JACK was watching his Mum breastfeeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: “Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”

OLIVER stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: “How much do I cost?”

CHLOE asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, “If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.”

EMMA had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mum explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: “How does it know it’s me?”

LUCY was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. “Please don’t give me this juice again,” she said, “It makes my teeth cough.”

REBEKAH was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, “Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?”

CHARLIE was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: “Why is he whispering in her mouth?”