I like Joe my dentist because he always tries to put me at my ease. Recently he told me this story:
One day he noticed that his patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
‘Do you know how they make these gloves?’ he asked.
‘No, I don’t,’ she replied.
‘Well,’ he spoofed, ‘there’s a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.’
She didn’t crack a smile.
‘Oh, well. I tried,’ he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
‘What’s so funny?’ he asked
‘I was just imagining how condoms are made!’
You have got to watch out for little old ladies! Our minds are always Working! 🙄