Daily Archives: December 25, 2008

Thursday Special ~Christmas Crackers

Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 55+ year-old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you’re in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Black mail!