An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that it wouldn’t blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?”
“Yes, I know,” said the lady. “But I need my hands to hold onto my hat.”
“But madam, he said, “you must know that you’re derriere is exposed!”