Thursday Special ~ Hold your hat

An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that it wouldn’t blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?”

“Yes, I know,” said the lady. “But I need my hands to hold onto my hat.”

“But madam, he said, “you must know that you’re derriere is exposed!”

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said, “Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this hat yesterday!”

7 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Hold your hat

  1. Nancy

    You will be hearing from my attorney, Grannymar, concerning the fact that you used a picture of me without having my consent.

    I KNOW that is me taken on a recent cruise to Grand Cayman. I recognize my KNICKS!!!!!!!!

  2. Grannymar Post author

    @Steph )
    @Geri ) Glad you girls enjoyed it.
    @Judy )

    @Nancy – But…but they look like mine! 😉

    @Magpie – Really? *frantically dusting off my Sunday best pair!*


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