I am: not sure where I stole this idea from, but I thought it might get me through a blank patch.

I want: for little. I can only wear one pair of shoes at a time.

I have: many faults

I wish: peace and contentment for those I love.

I fear: hypothermia because my body goes cold without me realising it.

I search: for my spectacles when they are already on my face

I wonder: where the sunshine is

I regret: nothing! Time spent on regrets is time wasted.

I love: people, travel, food, wine, G&T and laughter.

I always: think that I am still thirty

I usually: arrive on time

I am not: into bad manners or loud music

I dance: around the house as I chase the dust from place to place

I sing: only when alone and nobody can hear me

I never: eat butter

I rarely: travel by bus

I cry: with laughter

I know: ageing, aches & pains, having to take pills to keep me going, but don’t tell anyone!

I need: caring, friendly, good mannered friends that have a good sense of humour.

I should: set Tobias down and go clean my windows