Daily Archives: April 23, 2009

Thursday Special ~ Blonde Emergency Help

A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day, so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car, walks around behind it, opens the trunk and takes out two cardboard men. She unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to all the approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.

Before very long, a police car arrives. The patrolman, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What is going on here?”

“My car broke down, Officer,” says the woman, calmly.

“Well, what in the world are those obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?” asks the Officer.

“Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!” she replied.

Some emails bring great stories!