Daily Archives: May 14, 2009

Thursday Special ~ Dear Old Dear

Thanks to my niece for this one…

I wonder if it reminded her of me?

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, and except for getting laid I don’t exercise at all.”

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Thirty-four,” she replied.