Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The thin one leaned over and said, ‘Life is just so boring, we never have any fun any more, for $10 I’d take my clothes off and streak through this stupid flower show!
You’re on!’ said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes, completely naked she streaked (as fast as a little old lady can) through the front door of where they were holding the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion coming from inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The smiling and naked little Old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. Her friend waiting outside asked what had happened?
As the one lady was re dressing she excitedly said “I won 1st prize for the Best Dried Arrangement.”
I laughed for an hour the day this one arrived in the inbox!