Daily Archives: August 6, 2009

Thursday Special ~ Confession

Catholic guy goes into the confessional box.

He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.

Then the priest comes in.

“Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days.”

The priest replies “Get out. You’re on my side.”