Face lift?




See you at 5pm!

8 thoughts on “Face lift?

  1. Baino

    You do realise that 5pm is a relative term. It’s now 8pm on Friday night . .have I missed the boat? (that’s a a very disturbing cartoon by the way)

  2. Grannymar Post author

    Sorry Baino, I live in my own little world! Very sad I know. 5pm my time is when the Consortium comes out to play.

  3. steph


    Did you know that I’ve had a face-lift?

    When I had my first operation in the UK, the top of my head was opened from ear to ear and my face was peeled back to the bridge of my nose.

    When they put my face back, everything was in it’s proper place… luckily! 😀

    Sorry, but above cartoon reminded me of these gory details.

  4. Rumuuser

    A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, “Is this it?”

    God said, “No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live.”

    Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.

    She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, “I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?”

    God replied, “Shirley! I’m sorry but I didn’t recognize you!”

  5. Grannymar Post author

    Magpie – I don’t look quite that bad! 😉

    Steph – They made a good job of putting things back together.

    Ramana – I heard that one before, but it is still good.

  6. bikehikebabe

    My mother-in-law was fair & by her 80’s the excess skin from her face fell down onto her neck. She wore turtleneck (up to the chin) necklines which covered that skin. She looked so young.

  7. Grannymar Post author

    BHB – I like a Poloneck, I think it is like your turtlenecks, the collar folds down in two. The keep me warm in winter. They do hide ageing skin and give the illusion of youth.


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