Daily Archives: October 10, 2009

Situation Wanted

Carer Nurse seeks a new position of employment

CONDITIONS

  1. Patient must be out of bed and dressed at crack of dawn before making their own breakfast!
  2. Exercises to be accompanied with LOUD music and completed in record time – no grumbling allowed.
  3. Patient should enjoy being frogmarched uphill and down.  No wasting time blowing your nose or pausing for breath.
  4. Patient must help with knitting & sewing chores as required.
  5. Patient must buy lunch for nurse at least once a week miles away from home.