A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life. After a long and happy marriage, the husband was the first
True to his word, he made the first contact, ‘Ivy …Ivy.’
‘Is that you, Richard?’
‘Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.’
‘That’s wonderful! What’s it like?’
‘Well, I get up in the morning, I make love… I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I make love again, bathe in the warm sun and then make love a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you’d be
proud – lots of greens), another romp around the golf course, then pretty much make love the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to golf course again. Then it’s more love making until late at night. I
catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.’
‘Oh, Richard you surely must be in Heaven!’
‘Not exactly …..
I’m a rabbit at Rondebosch golf course.’
If the after world is really like that….. My Jack must be having a ball! No wonder I hear the whistling wind at every hands turn! 😆
With thanks to my dear friend ‘Anony’ – Mouse for this one!