Daily Archives: December 5, 2009

How to tell If You’re on the way down Hill

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You buy sensible shoes with rubber soles.

People ask you what colour your hair used to be.

Your car must have four doors.

Your biggest concern when dancing is falling over.

Your Christmas gifts include those slender trays of fresh dates.

You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.