Thursday Special ~ One day….

One day, long, long ago,

there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch… 
( That would be me ) 

But that was a long time ago

and it was just that one day.

The End

Thank you Margaret for our chuckle today

13 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ One day….

  1. gaelikaa

    If you need to find any men who do any of those awful things mentioned above, you can let me know. I know plenty of them. I can give you names, addresses and telephone numbers LOL…

  2. Nick

    I was sent the very same joke by someone yesterday! We men of course never whine, nag and bitch. We just make constructive comments, apply gentle persuasion and drop very subtle hints.

  3. Magpie11

    Ho Ho!

    Reminds me of stories written by children: ” Now can you please think of a different way to start a story other than ‘Once upon a time….’ please?”

    So we get :”One day a boy….” and so on.

    On a teaching prac, I heard an old school teacher respond to such an opening being read out with: ” One day? One day? Even God took six days. ” That was Newquay 1969 and I still haven’t worked out its locic.

  4. Grannymar Post author

    Gaelikaa – I think that I already know a few! 😉

    Nick – Oh Yeah! 😆

    Steph – I keep trying to miss that train!

    Magpie – For six days the boy went…. Nah! It somehow doesn’t have the same ring to it.

  5. Nancy

    This reminds me of the Nun who lived in a cloistered convent and was only allowed to speak once every 5 years so they could test her vocal chords.

    The first time she spoke after being there for 5 years,she said to the Mother Superior, “My room is cold.” Mother nodded and said your voice is fine.

    Five years later she goes again to Mother to have her test and this times she says,” My bed is hard.” Mother nods and sends her back to her praying.

    Five years go by and it’s time for her to speak and she says to Mother,” My room is cold and my bed is hard and I’m leaving.”

    Mother Superior says,” It’s just as well you are going, all you do is bitch,bitch.bitch.”


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