Thursday Special ~ It is Thursday!

A business man got on an elevator in a building.  When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F”? (letters only).

He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T” (letters only).”

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, “S-H-I-T.”

The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly “T-G-I-F” another time.

The man smiled “S-H-I-T.”

The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, “T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It’s Friday, get it?”

The man answered, “Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.”




Naturally this one had to come from a male friend!

12 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ It is Thursday!

  1. Grannymar Post author

    Ramana – How many? Sure every other male is a friend of mine. A few of them tell very good stories!

    Nick – I agree, after all for some men football is a religion!

  2. Grannymar Post author

    Judy – I was never a blonde, but earlier in the week I had three days in one and none of them were correct!

  3. Nancy

    I know exactly how that poor girl feels getting mixed up on the days like that.

    I used to wear “DAY OF THE WEEK ” panties until I was caught once wearing Tuesday’s knicks on Friday.

  4. bikehikebabe

    TGIF is one of the very few acronyms I remember along with OMG & LOL.

    NYAF= Nancy, you are funny.

  5. steph

    @ Nancy 😆


    There were two blondes going to California for the summer and they were about two hours into the flight when the pilot gets on the intercom and says…

    “We just lost an engine but it’s all right, we have three more but it will add an hour to the flight time.”

    A half hour later, he gets on the intercom again and says…

    “We just lost another engine but it’s all right, we have two more. It will add another half hour though.”

    One of the blondes says…

    “If we lose the last two engines, we will be up here all day.” 🙄

  6. Grannymar Post author

    Nancy – I hope you were not wearing them for three days! 😉

    BHB – We can always depend on nancy for a good story.

    Steph – I hope those girls had their wings well oiled! 😀

  7. Nancy


    Is that the same blonde who told the Airline agent not to give her a seat by the window on the plane because she was getting her hair done that day?


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