Thursday Special – A way to live

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good) ……

A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!




An oldie but as goody found while dusting off old files.

12 thoughts on “Thursday Special – A way to live

  1. Nancy


    I love these “Shaggy Dog Groaners”.

    Did you hear about the reporter for Life magazine who was named Rhee? They say he was the sweetest guy you have ever met.

    Well, Time sent him on assignment to Africa and he never returned. The magazine sent a search party out looking for him and one day there is a small village he spotted the writer and shouted.


  2. Alice

    An oldie maybe, but the best part about being old is I don’t remember it. Just as funny as it once was if it ever was. I’m glad you keep a file.

  3. Grannymar Post author

    Nancy – I never heard that one before.

    Ramana – Glad you enjoyed it.

    Maria – Laughter is a great way to begin the day.

  4. Blackwatertown

    Hooray, I love it.
    Reminds me of the best sports newspaper headline – a tribute to Inverness Caledonian Thistle’s victory over Celtic.
    “Super Callie go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious”

  5. Grannymar Post author

    Alice – I missed you slipping in there. Clearing files is good exercise. 😉

    BWT – I like it! 😀

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