Daily Archives: October 14, 2010

I am still alive

Morning Blogging world!

Back with borrowed plumes –  the mini laptop while here in Ellyland.  I am hoping that over the next day or so Tobias can be returned to better health and good working order.

I have missed my daily round of Blog reading but spent my time catching up with other pursuits….. cooking to fill up the freezer, working on or gathering ideas and materials for future craft projects and of course chasing the odd toyboy or three!

Now can anyone tell me how do I write a blogpost……..?

Thursday Special ~ Wedding Plans

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”

Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”

Pharmacist: “All kinds.”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”

Pharmacist: “Definitely.”

Jacob: “How about Viagra?”

Pharmacist: “Of course.”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”

Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. We sell the works.”

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”

Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”

Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob: “Great, we’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

Thanks Frank, I hope you were not trying this out! 😆