Three genteel old Ladies were sitting sipping coffee outside a Co Wicklow coffee shop the other day
….when an old Grandad puffing on a pipe walked by.
The first old Lady called out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”
The grumpy old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.”
Then the second old Lady said, “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.”
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Ladies asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.
Then they all laughed and shouted, “You’re 87 years old!”
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, “How in the world did you guess?”
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison – –
“We were at your birthday party yesterday!”
Thanks Noreen, that made me smile!