The Mexican maid asked for a raise.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.”  “The first is that I iron better than jou.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than jou.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban did”

Wife increasingly agitated:”Oh he did did he???”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than jou in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. “And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora…… The gardener did.”

Wife: “So , Maria, how much do you want?”

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Thank you Cynthia for this weeks offering.