I suppose you all thought that I was busy writing the next Pulitzer prize winner, lazing in suds to my shoulders with champaign and sweet music, or chasing a new batch of Toyboys.
You didn’t?
Good.
I had a very mundane day of household chores while hoping for inspiration to strike, alas inspiration did not make even the slightest appearance over the fence. Perhaps I had it in the wrong order…
Sweep, dust, wash and polish!
Never mind, I am sure to be back to normal in the morning.