Daily Archives: July 8, 2011

You better believe it

The choice of topic for our Loose Blogging Consortium today was in the gift of Gaelikaa.

Unwritten Laws

Any instrument can be used as a hammer, the more delicate or expensive the instrument, the better hammer it becomes.

If it doesn’t fit, force it… If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

If someone giving you directions says at any time, “You can’t miss it,” be assured than you will.

If someone in Ireland is giving you directions, they will usually say “Well, I wouldn’t start from here…..”!

The first person needing to exit the elevator will always be the person right in the back corner.

You might forget your past, but your past will never forget you.

Your parents’ advice only makes sense 20 years after they gave it to you.

Your nose always itches when your hands are tied.

The squeakiness of floorboards is directly proportional to the need to remain unnoticed.

The grass is always greener on the other side – even when you move next door!

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