A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most
expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the
checkout counter where she told the checkout girl, “Nothing
but the best for my little kitten.”
The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry, but we can’t
sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of
old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof
that you are buying the cat food for your cat.”
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it
back to the store. They sold her the cat food.
The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the
most expensive dog cookies – one for each day of Christmas. The
cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog,
claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food.
Frustrated, she went home, came back and brought in her dog. She
was then given the dog cookies.
The next day, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The
little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the
hole. The cashier said, “No – you might have a snake in there.”
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the
box that would bite her.
So, the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out
and told the little old lady, “That smells like crap.” The little
old lady grinned from ear to ear, “Now, my dear, can I please
buy 3 rolls of toilet paper?”
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