It made me think. I am in the fortunate position of having green fields within a mile or two, no matter what road I travel from home.
Right now the fields might have some sheep in them, but certainly no cows. The latter are now kept indoors for the winter.
Suddenly the image of cows wearing furry slippers, listening to iPods whilst eating Mince pies (the sweet variety) and drinking hot port came to mind!
I think I need a day job!