Thursday Special ~ Confucius

What Confucius didn’t say (but probably should have):

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman’s’ leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs
behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
Finally CONFUCIUS DIDN’T SAY …

“A lion will not cheat on his mate, but a Tiger Wood !!!!

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Thank you Paddy, for the fun today.

10 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Confucius

  1. Nancy

    “Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.”

    TRUE! The boys in our neighborhood used to holler:

    “Don’t fry the oysters tonight,Mother. Father’s coming home with the crabs.”

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  2. Grannymar Post author

    Nick – Make sure the shutters are closed!!

    Nancy – I can hardly type for laughing! 😆 😆

    Mayo – Is that what happened ❓

    Reply

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