Thursday Special ~ Write it Down

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.

‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.

‘Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?’


‘Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?’ she asks.

‘No, I can remember it..’

‘Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so
As not to forget it?’

He says, ‘I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.’

‘I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?’ she asks.

Irritated, he says, ‘I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!’

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs..

She stares at the plate for a moment.

‘Where’s my toast ?’




Thanks Mo for that one.

8 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Write it Down

  1. Ursula

    Oh my god, Grannymar! This will be so ME one day I’ll probably serve soup in a sieve.

    Had my first senior moment a couple of days ago. Am still in intensive care (anaphylactic shock).


  2. The Old Fossil

    Sorry I haven’t been in here for a while. I was lost. I forgot. I need to write it down. And, I need to start wearing a velcro suit!

    Really. Is there such a thing as creative deterioration?

  3. Grannymar Post author

    Ursula – It comes to us all at some stage. Laugh and move on, is my suggestion.

    Nick – Watch out for the stings!

    Ramana – I cannot remember.

    Mayo – 90 years or 90 days?

    Tee O – Do I know you? I think I was busy for the past few days.


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