Sylvia: Hi! Wanda.
Wanda: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?
S: I froze to death.
W: How horrible!
S: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
W: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
S: So, what happened?
W: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
S: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer — we’d both still be alive.
With thanks to Paul for this one