I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few….
I noticed two large women by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?”
One of them chirped: “It’s WALES you friggin’ idiot!”

So, I immediately apologized and said…,

“Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?”

Then the lights went out….

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Thanks Brighid for this weeks story.