I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few….
I noticed two large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?”
One of them chirped: “It’s WALES you friggin’ idiot!”
So, I immediately apologized and said…,
“Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?”
Then the lights went out….
Thanks Brighid for this weeks story.
Moral of the story – Dont mess with large ladies after a few large drinks.
ROFLOL. That’s excellent and very true Rummuser.
I laughed in spite of myself!
I see you all came via the scenic route. 🙁
Glad it brought laughter to everyone.
So, we’re on the bar jokes today,GM.
Did you hear about the two batteries who walked into the bar and the barman said,”OK, I’ll serve you two, but don’t START ANYTHING.”
Nancy – i could have done with those batteries today to start something!
Nancy, it’s a good thing a salt wasn’t with them!
GM, I really did laugh out loud.
Old Foss show the world what those large women did to you.
Mayo, I can’t paste the picture into a comment.
Fos – Good.
Mayo – I didn’t know that you were a ‘Large Woman’. 😆
I swear I will never again read GM’s blog with a cup of coffee in my hand – my monitor cannot stand the abuse.
shackman – Fresh supply of screen cleaners on the way! 😆
I was Gail–remember?
Mayo – 😆 How could I forget?
HA HA HA
Excellent. Will immediately steal it.
BWT – My pleasure.