Thursday Special ~ Two Welsh girls in a pub

I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few….
I noticed two large women by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?”
One of them chirped: “It’s WALES you friggin’ idiot!”

So, I immediately apologized and said…,

“Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?”

Then the lights went out….

Thanks Brighid for this weeks story.

19 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Two Welsh girls in a pub

  1. Grannymar Post author

    I see you all came via the scenic route. 🙁

    Glad it brought laughter to everyone.

  2. Nancy

    So, we’re on the bar jokes today,GM.

    Did you hear about the two batteries who walked into the bar and the barman said,”OK, I’ll serve you two, but don’t START ANYTHING.”

  3. Grannymar Post author

    Fos – Good.

    Mayo – I didn’t know that you were a ‘Large Woman’. 😆

  4. shackman

    I swear I will never again read GM’s blog with a cup of coffee in my hand – my monitor cannot stand the abuse.


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