Thursday Special ~ A good solution

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her “Father, may I ask a favour of you?”

“Of course my child, what may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive womans electronic hair dryer for my Mothers birthday that is unopened and well over the Custom Limits and I am afraid they will confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie”.

“With your honest face Father, no one will question you.”

When they got to customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked Father, do you have anything to declare?

From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.

The official thought this answer strange, so asked “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said “Go ahead, Father.”

Who else but Mayo would send this one.

9 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ A good solution

  1. Mayo

    Men are always so proud of their instrument. And women love their “hair dryers!”
    Great combination!

  2. shackman

    So Mayo is to blame for my coffee covered display this AM. Well thanks – cuz that was funny …

  3. Grannymar Post author

    WWW – I laughed so much at your comment, I forgot to reply. 😆

    shackman – What happened your resolution to save the coffee for afters?? 😉

  4. Rummuser

    “On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow.”

    ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

    I don’t think that old Friedrich had this context in mind though!


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