So anyway, the Higgs Boson goes into a catholic church.

The priest says “Hello, who are you?”

“I’m the God Particle”, says the Boson.

“You can’t say that here, that’s sacrilegious!” says the priest.

“I can…..

Without me you wouldn’t have Mass.”

Boom, boom!

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With thanks to my Big brother for this one.