Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said:
“Now don’t get mad at me… I know we’ve been friends for a long time …. but I just can’t think of your name! I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is.”
Her friend glared at her. For at least 3 minutes she just stared and glared at her.
Finally she said, “ How soon do you need to know?”
I would thank my sister for this one, if only I could remember her name!