Thursday Special ~ Mr Ed’s Sister

A man is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife hits him round the head with a frying pan.

“What was that for?” he asks.

The wife replies: “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket.”

The man then explains: “When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.”

The wife apologises and gets on with her housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when the wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon regaining consciousness he asks why she had hit him again.

Wife replies: “your horse phoned.”

Mayo sent this one sprinting home. Thanks pal.

7 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Mr Ed’s Sister

  1. Grannymar Post author

    Dianne – I think I would look for a different solution.

    Gigi – I thought so.

    Mike – The younger generation probably wonder who Mr Ed was.

    Ramana – His mind seems to be taken up with chicks these days.

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